TOP TEN REASONS WHY I WANT TO COME BACK AS A DUCK
10. I can float all day on the lake and not get sunburned
9. I don’t have to worry about my hair in the rain
8. I don’t need to buy a fishing license
7. I can avoid going through security when I fly south for the winter
6. I can visit New York, North Carolina, and Georgia on my way to Florida
5. It doesn’t take 9 months to pop out an egg
4. My children follow me wherever I go – and they like me
3. Daddy duck doesn’t tell me how to raise the kids
2. The children can find their own apartment when they are 6 months old
And the number 1 reason I want to come back as a duck – I don’t have to find a toilet to take a dump
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